hindi jokes

Santa:
Aaj Tere Cell pe Bade
I L0vE U
Ke Msg Aa Rahe He
Kya Baat He?

Banta:
(Fakr Ke Saath)-
O Kuch Nahi Ji
Aaj BIWI Ka Cell Laya Hu Na.


 Ghor Kalyug-

Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai.

Girl:Ghar me Maa/Bahen nahi hai kya?

Boy: nahi Jee koi nahi hai... akela rehta hu

Girl:To Ghar le chal na pagal, Yaha Time pass kyu kr raha hai ...
:-):-O:-O

 "Cheeta Cigarette Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki

Achanak Chuha Wahan Aaya
Aur Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,
Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Cheetah Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Diya.

Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha,
Chuha Fir Bola,
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,
Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya.

Aage Sher Whisky Pene Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha,
Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha.
Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare.

Hathi Bola: Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko?

Sher Bola: Ye Saala Roz Charas peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat Jungle Ghumata Hai.