santa banta jokes

Wife- Aaj mai Towel me thi aur room

me chachaji aa gaye..!

Pati- Fir tumne kya kiya?

Wife- TOWEL Ko kholke GHUNGHAT

bana liya..! Kuch SANSKAR mujhme

bhi Hai..


Tcher: Banta se! 15 fruit k naam btao?
Banta :ek amrood
Tcher: shabash
Banta :ek aam
Tcher :gud
Banta :ek saib
Tcher:aur
Banta : ek darjan keely hogaya 15 fruit 

 Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha
Amul – The Taste Of India.
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua,
Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya
Kurkure – Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.






Patni- Meri saheli aa rahi hai, wo mere sath soyegi
Aap hall me so jaoge?
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Pati- 1 shart par, meri saheli aayegi tab tum hall me sone ka wada karo

Santa Se Interview Me Pucha Gaya:
Agar 2 Minute K Liye Aapko P.M
Bana Diya Jaye
To Aap Kya Karenge.....??
Santa: Hum Maggi Noodles
Banayenge..
Intrviwer: Why....??
Santa: 2 Minute Me To Sirf Maggi
Ban Sakta Hai..
Intrvwer: Agar 5 Saal K Liye Bana
Diya Jaye....??
Santa: Hum 5 Saal K Liye P.M Nahi
Banega..
Intrvwer: Why....??
Santa: Itna Maggi Kon
Khayega...?? 

Kamina baccha
Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Haath Mein
Haath Daale Jaa Rahe The..
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Usi Waqt Ek Shararti Bachha Aaya
Aur Bola:
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Bhaiya, Kal Wali Didi Zyada Mast
Thi......


Santa- tution master ka msg aya hai kal extra classes hai,
Ab kya kARe.......,..?????
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. Banta. Massege sending failed''''''' likh k wapis
bhej d sale ko.....


Santa knocks the door
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Banta:"kaun hai.. ??
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Santa:"mai hoon..
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Banta:"mai kaun.. ??
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Santa:"le abe pagal khud ko hi bhool gaya tu banta..






Santa ke lips jal Gaye.

Banta: Kaise jale?

Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne
gaya tha.

Banta: To?

Santa: Khushi ke mare. Train ke engine ko choom liya :*


Santa: Maine apne bete ka
naam America rakha hai.

banta: wo kyun?

Santa: main duniya ko batana
chahta hun ke main America ka
baap hun.......



Santa With His Wife Preeto went to
England. They went to a hotel.

Santa to Waiter: "Sir, Most respectfuly I beg
to say that I'm ill & cannot come to school,
therefore kindly grant me Tea for 2 days..."

Waiter brings tea..

Preeto: "Wah ji, Tawanu te far far English
Aandi aey..!"


Santa: "Hally te main Pani waste 'Thirsty
Crow' nai sunai.."



Santa apni bhabhi ko bahut maar raha tha,

Logo ne pucha:"kya hua santa.. ??
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Santa bola:"meri bhabhi acchi aurat nahi hai,
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Logo ne pucha:"kyu kya hua.. ??
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Santa bola:"yaar mere dost mobile pe baat
karte hai,
jis se bhi puchu:"kis se baat
kar rahe ho.. ??
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sab bolte hein:
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"TERI BHABHI SE........