hindi jokes

Ek budha p.c.o par phone karne wala tha...
Waha par ek girl bethi thi, to usne pucha-kahan karoge?
Budha saharma ke- kursi par to hoga nahi, niche let jaao fir karta hu.



Santa--papa pados ki girl ko englis nahi aati....!!!
Papa---beta aisa nahi bolte, or tumhe kese pta?
Santa--mene usase kaha--give me a sweetest kiss, or usane thapd maar di, anpad gwaanr saali.

मैडम क्लास में बचों को पढ़ाते हुए पूछती है.
मैडम: "बताओ बचों फ़ुटबाल स्त्री-लिंग है या पुलिंग?"
सोनू: "मेम, पुलिंग है"
चिंकी: "मेम, गलत है"
मैडम: "वो कैसे?"
चिंकी: "मेम, जिसके पीछे 22 -22 जवान लंगोट पहन कर दोड़ते हो वो पुलिंग कैसे हो सकता है"

Mallika Sharawat Ko Ek Baar Rat Ko Sadak Pe Aate Hue Ek Chirag Mila

Usne Chirag Ko Ragda To Usmein Se Ek Jinn Nikla Aur Bola

Jinn: “Kya Hukum Hai Mere Aaqa?”

Mallika Ka Itne Tagde Aur Jawan Jinn Ko Dekh Ke Muh Mein Pani Aa Gaya

Mallika: “Meri Pyaas Bujha Do”

Jinn: “7up Se Ya 7inch Se“

smjh aya to hit like.....


Principal R0UND pe nikla
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Usne dekha ek techer ek ladki ko kisS Kar rha tha......

Principal: what is this????

Techer: maar se samazti nhi sir,
Is liye pyar se samza rha tha... 

65 saalo me Bharat me ek hicheez aisi hai jispar mehengai ka koi asar nahi hua...
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Wo hai humare desh ke neta...
Jo 65 saal pehle bhi 2 kodi ke the aur aaj bhi 2 kodi ke hai...!!!

Hit Like if u hate politics.......


1 Ladka Doctor Ko Bolta Hai.
Doctor Sab...meri Gf Pregnant Hai.
Jabki Maine Protection Use Ki Thi.
Doctor Ne Bola 1 Kahani Suno
1 Sardar Tha Jo Har Sunday
Jungle Jata Tha Sikar Karne
Apni Banduk Lekar..
1 Sunday Hamesha Ki Tarh
Wo Jungle Ja Raha Tha
Wo Apne Banduk Ki Jagah
Galti Se Apna Chata Le Gaya.
Jungle Me Use 1 Sher Dikha
Jo Uski Tarf Aa Raha Tha,
Usne Apne Chate Se
Fire Karne Ki Kosis Ki
Aur Wo Sher Wahi Mar Gaya.
Ladka Bola: Impossible..
Kisi Aur Ne Mara Hoga.
Sahi Samjha Yehi Tmhare Sath V Hua Hai.
Yaha Sardar Ki Jagah Tm Ho
Aur Sher Ki Jagah Tmhari Gf.


Tc: baba kaha jaoge?
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Baba: jaha raamji ka janam hua tha..
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Tc: ticket dikhao..
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Baba: nahi hai...
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Tc: to fir chalo mere sath..
. Baba: kaha?
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Tc: jaha krishnji ka janam hua tha......?


1 muslim girl exam me Hindu ladke se boli-excuse me bhaijaan. .

. Ladka - waise hi kuch ni aata paper mey or confuse mat kar
ya to bhai bol le ya phir jaAn.. hahaha


Phone Baja…

Husband: Agar Phone mere liye ho toh kehna main ghar pe nahi hun. . . .

Wife: Woh ghar pe hain.. .

Husband: Mene mana kiya tha naa, mana kar dena.. .

Wife: Phone aapka nahi mera tha…
 
Samajh me aa gya ho to Like karo..... Baki sab pogo dekho..





 Sweet story...:))
. 1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye.. .
1 GF. Ko and 1 dost ko.. Mein ja raha hu reply fast.. .
1st reply GF ka aaya:"tum kahan ja rahe ho, i m busy baad me milenge.. . Ye sunkar use bahut dard hua..:'( .
. 2nd msg dost ka aaya:"abe kaminey akele kaha ja raha hai ruk mein bhi aata hu.. .
Ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bola . . .
aaj phir pyar dosti se haar gaya...