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Aaj fir Banta ne Kamaal
Kr diya..BANK
me jake So Gya.
Q?
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Usne Board Par Padha-
Yaha SONE
par LOAN milta Hai

Girl= Janu So Jao Na Dekho Rat
Ke 2 Baj Rahy Hain.,
B0y= Neend Nahi Aa Rahi.,
Girl= Jan Q Itna Sochty Ho Mere
Bary Mein,
Itna Pyar Karty Ho Mujh Sey.
Main Tumhari Hi To Hoon.,
B0y=
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Oye chal ja apna kam kar
Chudail ...
Mujhe "PAPER" ki Tension Lagi
padhi hai
or tujhe apni Ishaq ki...

 

 

 Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaey hua y thay.
Kanjus: Thanda peo ge ya garam?.
Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjus: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?.
Mehmaan: Pepsi .
Kanjus: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?.
Mehmaan: Glass me..
Kanjus: simple glass me ya design wala?.
Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjus: Lines wala ya flowers wala. Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjus: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.
Kanjus: Sorry Yaar hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hai....

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  Apki Kahani, humari Jubani..
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Aap ke paas dimag hai,
Chalta nai alag baat hai..
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Aap smart hai,
Koi manta nahi alag baat hai..
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Aap shareef hai,
Lagte nahi alag baat hai..
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Kaafi izzat hai, aapki,
Koi karta nahi alag baat hai..
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Aapki beijati ho rahi hai,
Aap phir Bhi ye hass rahe hai..
Kya baat hai...
Like to Banta hai..

Life Main Ek Baat Hameshan Yaad Rakhna

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Cream Biscuit Main Cream Hoti Hai

Lekin
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Tiger Biscuit Main Tiger Nahi Hota..

Kasoor na unka hai na mera,
hum dono hi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe,
woh dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe, 
hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe.

 Ladki Mandir Mein
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Hey Bhagwaan Kisi Samajhdaar Ladke ko
mera
BoyFriend Bana do..
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Bhagwaan Ghar Chali Ja Beti..
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Samajhdaar Ladke Kabhi GirlFriend Nahi
Banate......